Why did they got divorced

Doctor asks a patient if she caught on same sickness before

A guy asks his friend why suddenly his friend got divorced and he says one day on that friend’s Birthday no one has wished him not even wife but when he left the office his secretary invited him to her house and went to her room suddenly she comes out the room with his family but he was all naked sitting on the couch

Boyfriend asks girlfriend which is far the moon or his home from her home

When wife says they should eat from someone else’s hand

When he promises his self that he will stop drinking

When he promises his self that he will stop drinking