In a Science class Teacher asks a student to draw a sketch of a Germ

In a Science class Teacher asks a student to draw a sketch of a Germ and the kid goes near the blackboard and and goes back and when teacher asks why he didn’t draw anything he says ” Germs cannot be seen like that we have to use a microscope “

Friend’s son’s ability to learn anything

A man tells his friend that he in a good mind even he is very drunk