A man goes to police station to complaint about his neighbor’s lost wife

A man goes to police station to complaint about his neighbor’s lost wife and when the cop asks him why neighbor didn’t come to complaint about it this man says ” I couldn’t bear his happiness that’s why I came “

A guy tells his friend that while riding on his motorbike he saw a warthog on the way

In a class master asks a student Why Do Dogs Walk in Circles Before Lying Down